Wilder Hair

Watched Gene Wilder's guest spot on Conan O'Brien. Don't get me wrong, I love both these comedians, but the one thing I noticed right away was Gene's hair. It looked like it was coming off in clumps. Late Night's makeup crew must've been on crack if they let him out looking like that. Maybe he's undergoing chemotherapy, I dunno. At this point it wouldn't hurt to take the Tommy Lee Jones route. Then again, comedians were never known for their fashion sense.


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