"This Weekend in News..." (Thanks, Reuters!)

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Indian eye doctors have asked a court to ban a movie in which the heroine sees ghosts after a cornea transplant, saying it will scare off donors and patients.
The same doctors will soon look to also have the following movies, already released, taken off video shelves: Idle Hands, Return to Me, The Man with Two Brains, Body Parts, The Animal and Edward Penishands.

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese city has taken its fight on corruption to the bedroom, ordering officials to own up to extramarital affairs in the hope of keeping public money out of the hands of mistresses.
In other news, former Philippine President Jopeph Estrada has cancelled all imagined future trips to China.

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) -Upset villagers came to Maranhao state capital Sao Luis on Wednesday claiming the police had demolished their hamlet of Vila Baghdad instead of a squatters settlement about five miles away.
Sorry, mon, but all dem houses look so alike...