Scene At a Warehouse Supermarket

Spotted while going around S&R this morning:

What kinda kid is counting calories on a modified lollipop? They're not eating these things for their health value, yannow.

"Toasted Vanilla" w/ "Cocoa butter." Not sure whether to bathe in it or eat it.

"Calming Lavender," for the fussy baby that's sick of the original Furious Yellow.

"Less Intense." That's pretty much how I'd classify any liquid you put in your mouth that has zero alcohol.