In Today's PHILLIPPINE STAR

Professional host/ columnist Tim Yap is a friend of mine, so far be it from me to make fun of a guy who bought a whole house/apartment just to make room for his wardrobe or tries to dance (and, boy, does he try) on public television every week. Then I spot this piture in The Philippine Star:

"I vant to suck your..." okay, that's just too easy.

'Kay, I know he likes to constantly change his looks, but I've never known "Creepy Albino Vampire chic" to be a hit anywhere outside of Prague, at least when they were still shooting Blade II. And the man travels with his photographer, or crying out loud (and/or brings his own digicam. That much I can remember from our last encounter at H Salon. Don't ask.) You'd think he'd have final say on what creepy looking photograph gets published.


It's a MIRACLE!!!

Anyhoo, speaking of pictures in the paper, this came out in the World News section of the same broadsheet. I've always said/joked that Bo Bice is Jesus reincarnated, and that if someone like Jesus can get eliminated outta American Idol, whoever wins had better be Really Good. (Granted Ye Son of God was raised a carpenter, and the last time a carpenter became a successful singer was about 2000 years after his death, and even then that woman died from complications brought about by an eating disorder. And she wasn't a carpenter by profession.)