The guy in orange is former Vice President Teofisto "Two-Fisted" Guingona (pronounced geeng-gonna). The idiot in gray with his right arm raised in defiance is trying his best to pose cooly for the cameras (or his drunk frat buddies) while at the same time that his filling's gonna get knocked out by giant gardenhose water.Anyway, look at the veep's picture closer:
Seriously, this is the best picture they took? You can literally see the whites of this eyes, as well as the aquamarine color contact lens. (What the hell is a septugenarian male doing w/ color contacts, anyway? He was the freakin' vice president!)It's almost as if he was trying to use heat vision on the anti-riot police who, btw, definitely used a weaker water cannon than last time. With all the bigger quasi-celebs in this rally, they erred on the side of lower water pressure, with just enough for to shove back but not take your face off. Although in the Veep's case that would've been a kindness. ZING!
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