COUNTUP

Apr 9, 2006

Do You Make Out Next to a Parking Meter?

From Reuters:

JAKARTA (Reuters) - Unrelated people who kiss each other on the lips for more than five minutes at public places in the Indonesian city of Tangerang will face arrest.

The government in Tangerang, a suburb west of Jakarta, defended the regulation as a practical guideline for its officers to follow up on tough and heavily criticized anti-prostitution laws passed by the city council last year.

How would this be enforced w/o having cops look like leering perverts?

"Whacha lookin' at?"
"Shhh. They've been spit-swapping for 3 minutes and counting."
"I'm getting reports of a robbery in the store around the corner..."
"Screw that. This is way hotter."

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